Two Things

That do not belong in the same sentence:

Mattress

and

Garden Hose


**Update**
Two more things that also don't belong in the same sentence, but are somehow much more manageable:

pee

and

trash can


Anyway, that sort of sums of my summer around here so far. How is your summer? (and VetJen please make us jealous with your tales of travels in Italy! With children! There is nary a garden hose there!)