Today we have watched more sports on TV than we have watched over the entire last year. (Occasional visitors take note, we have acquired a t e l e v i s i o n . We hear it's all the rage.)
Tennis in the morning.
Rugby in the afternoon.
Hockey this evening.
During a break, Jbird went out to practice his own new sporty skill: riding without training wheels. He was busy studying the big kids at the park and pondering the mechanics of a wheelie.
While watching the Stanley Cup playoffs:
n: "there sure are a lot of *itches on this."
smith: "excuse me?!?"
n: "there sure are a lot of *itches playing."
n: "there are a lot of *itches playing hockey. Tomavich, Orescovich. There's a lot of vitches."