Wednesday, June 15, 2011

Rules for Newly Mandated Summer Siesta

1) Siesta begins when the participant reaches a horizontal state.
2) There is no touching during the siesta. This includes, but is not limited to: tickling, rolling on, groping, playing with participant's hair or setting LEGO objects on any portion of the participant's body.
3) There is not talking. ESPECIALLY sentences that begin with "Mom..."
2) The duration of the siesta will vary.


Vetmommy said...

I like your rules. Good luck with enforcing them!

Lisa said...

Good luck, indeed.